me: i need to go to bed
tumblr: no, stay here with me a little while longer
me: i'm from nebraska
person: i didn't know people lived in nebraska
person: i didn't know nebraska still existed
person: is it like an island
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
another tumblr user: APPLES ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE GAY RIGHTS
another tumblr user: I SHIP APPLEXAPPLE SO HARD
another tumblr user: How can you ship ApplexApple jesus. ApplexOrange is totally canon.
another tumblr user: All the people peeling to fruit smut are ruining this fandom! I hate r34!
another tumblr user: U GUYS STOP EET WITH YOUR FRUIT PRIVILEGE
another tumblr user: THIS IS NOW A HOMESTUCK THREAD
People who wish their lives were anime →
tachibana-san: criticmaker: Take in to account the following: puella magi madoka magica - you die Code Geass - you die deathnote - you die naruto - you probably gonna die bleach - you’re in a series people now hate, probably gonna die Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - if you’re a man among men, you gonna die Deadman Wonderland - Crazy shit gonna happen, and you gonna die (plus maybe aids) ...